Attacked by a green monster

[lyorn]

Some days ago, I bought a can of "Monster" soda, the "Paradise" taste which comes in a bright green can, for a friend. (I hate that stuff, myself.)

At the checkout, the can suddenly ripped for no reason at all, just the kind of rip that sprays soda everywhere for 30 seconds or more and won't be stopped. The poor cashier and I got absolutely drenched by weird-smelling sticky soda.

And that's how I got attacked by a green monster last week.

Comments

[trobadora]

OMG! Monster attack! That does sound thoroughly unpleasant, I hope you weren't too far from home.

[lyorn]

Less than 15 minutes by bicyle, fortunately. Just enough for the stuff to dry, and at least I did not get the smell or stickiness into the car. All the clothes could go straight to the wash. And I was actually giggling on the way home, because, Monster attack!